The Apocalypse is nigh!

Good lord! Garbage strikes, liquor strikes, singers and spokespeople drropping like flies, its a madhouse these days!

I was just thinking about a disturbing thing the other day... The average person spends an incredible amount of money on day to day life! It doesn't seem like much, but it ads up real quick when you think about it, heres a guess, at the average person:

Rent = (say) 800/month = $27/day
Phone = (home +cell) 90/month = $3/day
Food = 200/month = $7/day
Social (bar/restaurants) = 200/month = $7/day
Habits? (smoking, herb, beer) = pretty arbitrary. nut it could reasonably be up to $15/day

That puts us at almost 60/day already, then if you like to get around thats maybe 10 more for the bus.... If you've got a car theres gas, insurance, parking, lease...

If money is the root of all evil, evil is freakin busy, that stuff never sticks around!

Tom Cruise...

Remember when he was cool? Yeah, me neither... I just reaffirmed how much I hate that dude this afternoon watching Tropic Thunder again. Tom picked a character that he was really able to mesh with, he was able to do this because I believe that he truly believes that he is the hottest shit on the planet... Funny too, since he hasn't really been relevant as an actor since he dumped Nicole (what a twit for that too huh?) Seriously, have you heard anything interesting about Cruise other than tales of his unhinged, bizarro antics?

Sorry, theres not many people in show-biz that I have any beef with, but our boy Tom is at the top of that list :P

Just wanna do something special, for all the ladies in the world!

*does my little dance*
Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Jay and Silent Bob are in the hiz-ouse!! Just realized that I have a whole hand worth of followers, and they're aaaaaaalll ladies! A toast is in order!

I guess blogging is kind of like take-out stand up, or at least it could be... I make with the funny from the comfort of my sleek sexy hospital bed, and you are free to access it where and whenever you want... Just like a pizza! Yeah thats it.

'And yay' quoth Jules, 'the ladies shalt heed mine senseless ramblings and thusly, be entertained'

Here endeth the lesson.

Surf Watch!!!

Theres a new crime fighting force patrolling the waves of the Woodbine beach!!! Ray Campanelli leads a deadbeat cast of elite beach cops, patrolling for kids having fun, or lighting fires and drinking and stuff.... Its an idea, it may not be a good one, but at least its better than Two and a Half Men-ZING!!

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all night!